My latest add to the list of things that I've done is that I've recently gone and crashed my mountain bike and in the process suffered a rib injury and a compressed nerve in my hip.
Here's a picture of me just after it happened being checked over by a friend. I was riding a drop and apparently it was very impressive and I landed it well,
I just slammed on the front brake on (a reckless move) and went over the bars.
Now 4 weeks later the pain is easing but the urge to get on a bike is still not with me at the moment.